Sep 20, 1991·22 min

A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.

Sep 27, 1991·22 min

Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.

Oct 4, 1991·22 min

Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.

Oct 11, 1991·22 min

The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.

Oct 18, 1991·22 min

Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.

Oct 25, 1991·22 min

Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.

Nov 1, 1991·22 min

Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.

Nov 8, 1991·22 min

Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.

Nov 15, 1991·22 min

Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.

Nov 22, 1991·22 min

An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.

Nov 29, 1991·22 min

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.

Dec 6, 1991·22 min

J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

Dec 13, 1991·22 min

Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.

Jan 3, 1992·22 min

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

Jan 17, 1992·22 min

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

Feb 7, 1992·22 min

Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.

Feb 14, 1992·22 min

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.

Feb 21, 1992·22 min

Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.

Feb 28, 1992·22 min

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

Mar 6, 1992·22 min

Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.

Mar 27, 1992·22 min

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

Apr 24, 1992·22 min

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.